Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Potty Training Makes You Run Faster


It’s time for the diapers to go! My little girl is only 19 months old, but if she can tell me she’s going “poo!” then she can do it on a potty. Geared up with our juice, new underwear, pink musical potty and a week free of obligations Monday started us on our day’s journey of wet panties and cleaning little turds off the carpet. Ah the joys of motherhood…

It was a long day measured out in ten-fifteen minute increments of plopping little butt cheeks down to do business at the ring of the alarm. We did a lot of sitting and reading, so, by the end of the day…or rather 3:30 in the afternoon I wasn’t the only one crawling the walls. Dressed in my running gear a full twenty minutes before my husband got off work I was rearing to go running.

By the time my husband got home, the in-laws stopped for a quick visit and my daughter had managed to get off the potty and proceed to have a full waterfall on our front step I had completed my running outfit with ear-buds and running watch. Out like a shot I told myself to pace myself and turned my attention more towards the song that was playing than pace.

Top of the first hill and the beep signaling my first lap, a half mile, and I’m amazed to see my casual, not even taking my breath away pace was under 9 minutes a mile…a feat for me! The rest of the run felt fantastic as I blazed my way along the trail feeling so fantastic I didn’t bother to worry about the TWO missed calls from my husband…no doubt a desperate man searching for a clean pair of frilly panties.

As I stopped, I noted that I had felt fantastic the whole run, not felt winded or wanted to complain as I do normally with short runs. And wouldn’t you know it…all that sitting around cooped up for potty training had me energized to run and beat my best 5k time! By the end of the week I intend to try out for the Olympics.

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